I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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