I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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