well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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