I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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