You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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