Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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