sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We are two peas in an std pod
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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