I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
