She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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