She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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