Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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