I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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