I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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