just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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