It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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