She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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