She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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