just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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