His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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