Will you blow on my dice?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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