Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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