Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
