Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
