I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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