We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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