in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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