He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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