I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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