And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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