and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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