Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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