it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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