they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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