For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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