I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Randomize