stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Alive.
So much puke
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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