i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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