Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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