We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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