question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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