i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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