love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i will never coherently bang her
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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