I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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