I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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