Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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