He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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