Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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