we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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