Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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