That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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