Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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