Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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