Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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