Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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